Well I've found me some peace in the madness of it all, and it's thanks to my new favourite chuhai, Slat, or as I have taken the liberty to mispronounce, SLUT. SLUT goes for a mere 125yen at ye olde MAX VALUE and these days I've been having my way with the 500ml grapefruit flavour. Cherry on top is the little pulpy bits that other chuhai aren't packing. Don't know why it took me 4 months to get back into this little treat. If it all gets too much some days, crack yourself one and within a few minutes the lovely fuzziness that only a SLUT can give will have you singing along to the BIC CAMERA jingle, pardoning the obachan who bowl you over as you make your way onto the train, smiling at the lovely old men who look you up and down like a plague on the country, laughing off the fact clothes sizes don't stretch past size waif, and agreeing that yes it is totally fine with you that corn be served on your pizza.
Well what a woffle it's been tonight. Gonna make my way over to 100yen heaven tomorrow and find me something I'm not in need of!
Stay tuned...
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